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deeker is a site with diaper stories.
deeker by unknown April 9, 2005
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a cute and friendly animal. preferably a dog
that deeker is so cute
Deeker by the emo redneck June 17, 2018
A prequel to a sequel, or a movie in a series in which none of the original characters could appear ie: Alien vs. Predator. It occurs before the original Alien movies, yet after the original Predator movies, therefore characters from either series could not have a role.
Joe:Why doesn't Danny Glover just pop up and fuck up the Predators, and Sigourney Weaver could handle the Aliens?
Scott: Because he's old as fuck by now, and she's not even born.
Joe: Wait what? Isn't this a sequel?
Scott: Nah man, it's a fuckin' Deeker.
Deeker by Ryan Oliver July 3, 2006

Cleveland deeker 

A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts
"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.
Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener
Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015