discovery channel

A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.

Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.

discovery channel by coryinc September 26, 2006

discovery channel

the channel kids learn about sex for the first time

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel

discovery channel by Chilly Willy September 2, 2005

Discovery Channel

The only legal way you can view bestiality porn.

Oh yeah! The Discovery Channel! Do it like they do on the Discover Channel! Oh yes! Ride me like a pony! That is hot!

Discovery Channel by hekifier is the greatest May 9, 2009

Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.

Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel

Discovery Channel by Hide In Your Corner January 22, 2017

discovery channel

the act of having sex, or fucking.

"omg we discovery channeled yesterday"

discovery channel by bennettbitt April 3, 2008

Discovery Channel Song 

Definitely NOT the song The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.

The REAL Discovery Channel Song:
I Love big bridges.
I love arachnids
I love to go FAST
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It's such a Brilliant place.
Boomdiata, Boomdiata, Boomdiata, BOOMDIATA!

Discovery Channel Song by vVJoeMommaVv March 16, 2009

Discovery Channel fat 

n. - Description of someone who is more than morbidly obese.

"He's not just fat; he's Discovery Channel fat."

Discovery Channel fat by davemalaphor November 15, 2013