alternate facts 

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

alternate facts by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

alternate facts 

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

alternate facts by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Alternate Facts 

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

Alternate Facts by Taco Corp January 23, 2017

alternate facts 

Lies

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.

alternate facts by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017

Alternative facts 

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

Alternative facts by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Alternative Facts 

Lies.

There is no such thing as "Alternative Facts".
They're fucking lies, damn.

Alternative Facts by ez0ck January 22, 2017

Alternative facts 

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

Alternative facts by Beardman01 January 22, 2017