zygmunt 

A GREAT PERSON WHO YOU DONT MESS WITH . TYPICALLY HAS A HAMMER.

Shaa: Omg did you see how big his hammer was?
Kaitlin: Yea.... He's totally a Zygmunt.

zygmunt by sufokait January 17, 2017

Zygmont 

A family of people who reside all across North America, with a predisposition to baldness after years of shaving their heads as members of the original “Klan” Be careful if you find yourself involved with a Zygmont

Did you hear about the Zygmont boy he’s banned from the trailer park

Zygmont by Paymemoney October 12, 2019

zygmund 

Zygmund is the sweetest person ever. he has the most beautiful eyes and the sweetest personality. he's so adorable and so cute. he'll make you feel so loved and appreciated. Zygmund is truly a wonderfully person

Person: look theirs zygmund

Person2: zygmunds so wonderful

zygmund by Lukasthefox June 29, 2022

zygmund 

Zygmund is truly an amazing person. He may seem all tough but he's just a bug softie once he starts to trust you. He's truly amazing. He's also very handsome and cute. Once you have a zygmund he'll make you feel so loved and appreciated. He's hard working. Sometimes he'll over work himself and you'll have to remind him to relax. Taking care of him is one of the best things ever and it's so adorable.

Person 1: look theirs zygmund

Person 2: wow he's so handsome

zygmund by Lukasthefox June 29, 2022

Dirty zygmundt 

When a bunch of black hairy dudes (10-20) skull fuck you until you cry for your mommy

You: Dude I got a dirty zygmundt last night

Friend: next time let me join

Dirty zygmundt by FadedPigeon47 August 7, 2024