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To nail someone 

To have sex with someone.
I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!

or

Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!
To nail someone by Saffer77 April 13, 2014

Going to NAble 

IT slang for “that guy is gay”.
Going to NAble by Spanky Slops June 13, 2022

like trying to nail jello to a cat 

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

Nail me to the cross 

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary
Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.
Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020

nail jello to a tree 

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.
nail jello to a tree by wslngy December 2, 2015

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."