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Dre Drexler 

The ultimate dude. His super power is the ability to attract girlsfriends at a range of +1000 miles.
Guy: Hey Jessica! It's Dre Drexler!!!
Girlfriend:....(cricket sounds).....
Dre Drexler by Kyparn September 19, 2018
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Pulling a Dre 

The act of getting a real loaded gun ripped out of your hands by 2 little children during the act of an armed robbery. involves getting your ass beat, kicked and robbed after the robbery too depending on how busy the little children are.
Person 1: Ey Dre Rob this nigga on craigslist for me.

Dre: *Comes home empty handed after serving 8 months for home invasion*

Person 1: "Where's the meal? My children havent ate in 8 months MF"

Dre: *cries*

Dre: "They They They The They... GOT THE GUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY" *Cries like a baby*

Person 1: "Dammit Dre if you be pulling yoself one mo mf time homie"

Dre: "I aint pulling a dre, I promise 😭😭😭😭😭"
Cold Crest Creeper, a rapper that would dip-n-yoke quicker than he could pimp-n-smoke, flows that hit your ears harder than Ike hit Tina. Forced to serve a Nickle but would never drop a Dime.
K.C watch out cause the Bay's down like four flats on a Cadilac.
-Rest in Peace Pimpin
"I'm the kinda brotha that will f--k your mother, with a magnum rubber, leave it on the cover"-Stupid do do Dumb
"I'm one nice dream I'll make your brain melt like ice cream"-I'm in Motion
MAC DRE by se7en0se7en January 18, 2005

The Dr. Dre Rules 

If a white person hears a rap song featuring the n-word, it isn't considered racist for him to sing along with it so long as the word is part of the song's lyrics, as defined by Chris Rock in his HBO special "Kill The Messenger."
"What are the Dr. Dre Rules? What are the rules when a Dr. Dre song comes on the radio or plays at a club, what is the procedure that goes into effect? Because sometimes I'm with my white friends and a Dr. Dre song comes on and there's a lot of 'niggers' in a Dr. Dre song. And they want to enjoy it, but they can't really enjoy it around me. So they start taking out the 'niggers' or mumbling the 'niggers' and it's just a sad sight to see. It's just sad to see a white person try to do a nigger-less rendition of a Dr. Dre song, it's just fuckin' depressing. And they're trying to rap along without saying 'nigger' and they're like 'Creeping down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause-I-don't-know-what-the fuck-to-say!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a-ha-ha-ha-ha' But I know when I'm not there, they lean into that shit, 'he's not here, turn it up - down the backstreet on dees I got my glock cocked cause NIGGER!' 'Tat-tat-tat like that, and I never hesitate to put a NIGGER ON HIS BACK-AND KILL HIM, I HATE NIGGERS!' 'Hey man, that's not even in the song.' 'I got a little carried away, I'm sorry about that, they should put it in, they really should.' Don't worry white people, get your Dre on; get your Dre on, get your Jay on, get your Kanye on. It's alright, it's all good, it's okay; it's got to be in the song, though." -Chris Rock, "Kill The Messenger.

Beats by Dr. Dre Tour

Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?

Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.

Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.

Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.

Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.

"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!

Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
Beats by Dr. Dre Tour by unhactagain November 20, 2011
1. A westcoast rapper/producer who started out as a member of the NWA. He then moved on to Deathrow and finaly to his own lable called Aftermath. Famous for discovering Snoop Dogg, Eminem, and co-signing 50 Cent.
"Say what you say, but give me that "bomb" beat from Dre."
dr.dre by VicHek June 2, 2004