Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.
When a male beds a female with her laying on her stomach and a pillow under her pelvice. The male then squats behind her while erect and proceeds to perform the act of mating so ferociously that his testicles swing hard enough to stimulate the clitorati.
Last night after volleyball I hit her with the old Krape Doggy Style and now she won't stop texting me.