Teddy Grahams 

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.

It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...

Teddy Grahams by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004

fuck me in the teddy grahams 

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

fuck me in the teddy grahams by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

Queen Of Teddy Grahams 

Meriam Boutissant

“Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams”

Queen Of Teddy Grahams by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021

Teddy Graham People 

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.

I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?

Teddy Graham People by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010

Teddy Grahamin' 

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.

Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.

Teddy Grahamin' by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010

teddy graham 

A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.

"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe

teddy graham by DavX0r September 26, 2003

Teddy Graham 

Chubby white girl with a tan.

She's cute in the face but I don't mess with Teddy Graham's.

Black men love Teddy Graham's.

I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.

Teddy Graham by Kaef Black October 3, 2014