Shurrod 

Person who beats their meat nonstop.

Friend 1: *walks in on friend gerkin his jerkin* BRO EW, STOP BEING A SHURROD!
Friend 2: STFU!

Shurrod by NipFiddler October 25, 2016

sharrod 

A Racial Clusterfuck.

To drive off the “aracial” road.

To be setup, railroaded, attacked, and annihilated on all sides of a racial situation by both political correctness and bigotry when telling a story about a race other than your own.

You: My black friend made me realize how I picture criminals, as black.

Them: You racist!
You: And now I go out of my way to be extra nice to black people because I see the light.
Them: You racist! Your fired.

You just got Sharrod –ed.

sharrod by Diego Mendez July 22, 2010

Sherrod

Always the overachievers. Their sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Masters of the double entendre. People wish they could be a Sherrod.

Sherrods are so cool. I wish I was one.

Sherrod by D-Town Lover August 21, 2008

Sharrod 

He is very charming and has a huge dick

Get you a Sharrod

Sharrod by Mikejones27 January 11, 2021

surrodate

A stand-in for a boyfriend or girlfriend so you don't get hit on.

Since her drummer/boyfriend was playing all night, I was her "surrodate" for the evening.

surrodate by dbodinem December 10, 2016

Surrodick 

When your bf is a pussy bitch who won't fuck you; you find another dude who will. AKA Surrodick.

I'm a grown ass woman who has needs and if you don't fill them for me, then I'm gonna get a Surrodick.

Surrodick by JackedandTan October 8, 2015

shurrouruuruuruurukadooky 

Coined by Jack Kerouac coined this phrase in “October in the Railroad Earth” for a woman's genitalia.

“ I should have played with her shurrouruuruuruurukadooky.” (Kerouac)

shurrouruuruuruurukadooky by pongrizzle September 19, 2021