bondness 

an elevated form of the word closeness, but with much stronger annotations.

Our bondness is deeper than anything that exists between even my closest friends. You are my everything.

bondness by Sedamian April 25, 2010

Bordness

The highest amount of bored you can archive

I am so bordness right now

Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009

bonness 

stinky, doesn't know how to take a bath or shower...also could be gay.

you be Bonness, yo!

or

Dude, take a shower, you're pulling a Bonness

bonness by Midmottersfan July 16, 2004

bongness 

The act of smoking out of a bong

guy: "Hey man, you wanna come over for bongness?"
guy 2: "Shibby!"

bongness by ghyslain is a faggot September 17, 2003

infinite blondness 

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

infinite blondness by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011