The Deli

The east side of Portland Oregon but more specifically SE Portland, a nexus for meth. The Deli: where our business is all beef and cheese.

I'm from The Deli.

The Deli by BangWilson April 19, 2009

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the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

the deli hammer by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010

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the deli guy

most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺

Tammy- what's that rly hot guys name
Michelle - the deli guy?

the deli guy by danfromproduce June 19, 2020

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The deli guy

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)

Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot

The deli guy by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020