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D in the T

Putting someone's Dick in between another person's Tits, also known as titty fucking.
Man, I want to put my D in the T.

D-M-T The HamDizzle 

D-M-T The HamDizzle
Derek-Made-This. The HamDizzle is one of the best Dimethyltryptamine cooks in the North West Not only that But hes also a Mycologist That produces some of the best psilocybin Hybrid mushrooms. If you Know the HamDizzle Then you are a lucky person that should feel blessed to have such a plug.
Damn Bro who has the D-M-T The HamDizzle

t'd up from the feet up 

A person who has a muffin top, kankles, thunder thighs, neck fat, back boobs or is by any other definition: FAT!
Dude 1: Dude, check out that girl over there. Her fat rolls have fat rolls.

Dude 2: Totally Dude! That Girl is T'd up from the feet up!

Dude 1: Totally!

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

these aren't the droids you're looking for 

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check
Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."