1 definition by zipzapzoop
Another name for the University of Virginia. It's a public university in Virginia that, for some reason, gets a ton of hate (even from its own students), but in actuality contains some of the most genuinely down to Earth people you'll ever meet. The environment can be competitive, but most of the time the students are sincerely happy for one another and proud of each other's accomplishments. It used to have a "preppy" vibe to it but is now considered more hipster/retro. Parties are full of guys in flannel and skinny jeans and girls in jean jackets and chokers. UVa students don't take rivalries too seriously, except in basketball, are far too nice to roast neighboring schools on Urban Dictionary.
Girl 1: I can't wait to visit you at UVA! What should we do tonight?!
Girl 2: Actually, I'm performing in my final baritone concert tonight! You should come see it!
Girl 1: What!?! You play baritone?! How could I have known you for all these years and never known?!
Girl 2: I don't know...it was just never brought up in conversation...I'm sure you have a ton of talents you've never told me about!
Mom: Son, I'm so proud you made the Dean's list! Why don't you post about it on Facebook like your brother?
Son: Uh, I mean at UVA, people don't really talk about GPA. It'd be considered rude to post about on social media.
Mom: Well at your brother's school, everyone posts about making the Dean's list...
Son: Yeah, well at UVA, no one does...
Girl 2: Actually, I'm performing in my final baritone concert tonight! You should come see it!
Girl 1: What!?! You play baritone?! How could I have known you for all these years and never known?!
Girl 2: I don't know...it was just never brought up in conversation...I'm sure you have a ton of talents you've never told me about!
Mom: Son, I'm so proud you made the Dean's list! Why don't you post about it on Facebook like your brother?
Son: Uh, I mean at UVA, people don't really talk about GPA. It'd be considered rude to post about on social media.
Mom: Well at your brother's school, everyone posts about making the Dean's list...
Son: Yeah, well at UVA, no one does...
by zipzapzoop March 17, 2019