When you love a girl with all your heart and you will do anything for her and she decides to leave you.Worse than a heart break as that stab wound in your pulsating heart will bleed as you think of her each day,each hour,each minute and each second.The most painful aftermath of love failure
Dammit dude i can't believe u gave it all up for her just to get a heart stab at the end of the day.Fuck ! It sucks to be you man
by zingeraddict November 08, 2010
Get the heart stab mug.A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.
Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
Get the Mayonnaise maker mug.A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!
Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
by zingeraddict November 08, 2010
Get the awesome shit mug.The epitome of boundless beauty. A name that means Goddess Lakshmi, Born of the ocean. People given this name will have good fortune by their side and be successful in all their endeavours. People gifted with this name are born beautiful, intelligent and have a limitless learning capability.
Doctor : Wait a second. That new maxilofacial surgeon is also a beauty queen?
Doctor 2 : Yup, that is the true power of Dr Siinthujaa !
Doctor 2 : Yup, that is the true power of Dr Siinthujaa !
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2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6. The reason your dad still has his spark
7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6. The reason your dad still has his spark
7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Sexducation mug.Basically, someone who picks a fight with you and backs away not because the person is opposed to violence, not because it is morally wrong but because the coward may get injured. A true spineless fuck that lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.Coward of the highest order.
Ashwin : What are you gonna do ? You think you can beat me ?
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
Daya : Bring it on bitch !!!!
Ashwin : i am sorry :'( Please don't drive your fist through my chest and rip off my ips and use it kiss a dog's ass like you did to that guy last week.
Daya : Puscifist !
by zingeraddict October 16, 2011
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