zingeraddict's definitions
1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the scouring the pipes mug.An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty
Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the Nerdbligation mug.1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*
Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Middle finger erection mug.1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
Get the Space Coitus mug.1. The female version of a Casanova
2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3. A woman with the morals of a man
4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3. A woman with the morals of a man
4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
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2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
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There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
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There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
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by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
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