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schrödingender

A gender affiliation whereby the individual's gender is a superposition of more than one gender and its value can only be determined by direct influence of investigation, thereby collapsing the gender function and thus assuming a momentary realized gender.
Some people think being non-binary is trendy... trying being schrödingender, where your own gender is never known until the moment of observation
by zeezer43 July 8, 2021
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slitticcine

A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).
Wow I saw my mom's slit for the first time. She's definitely cooking some slitticcine down there.
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
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labiality

When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.
"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
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ass to moth

A very delicate and exotic sexual maneuver performed by the societal elite. It involves the insertion of one's phallus into a willing, or unwilling, human anal cavity and the rapid extraction of said phallus, so as to create a gaping hole, moths are then quickly thrown inside of the cavity and the phallus is subsequently reinserted. The moths will then try to escape but will be blocked by the tip of the phallus, thus creating a euphoric sensation for the penetrater.
"I went to this posh, socialite sex party. I didn't know the rich, elite had such insatiable, sexual palates. I participated in an ass to moth circle. I felt like the tip of my dick was going to explode with pleasure."
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
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peemple

A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.
I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.
by zeezer43 July 9, 2021
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