zeezer43's definitions

whoremone

A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.

Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

schrödingender

A gender affiliation whereby the individual's gender is a superposition of more than one gender and its value can only be determined by direct influence of investigation, thereby collapsing the gender function and thus assuming a momentary realized gender.

Some people think being non-binary is trendy... trying being schrödingender, where your own gender is never known until the moment of observation

by zeezer43 July 8, 2021

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

peemple

A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.

I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

antigender

One who identifies as no gender and finds the idea of genderism repulsive and counterproductive to the ultimate cohesion of society.

This old white lady asked me what my gender was, so I glared at her and told her I was antigender. Take that you patriarchal sympathizing boomer.

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021