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Janet

Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
by Zankou February 6, 2007
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joint

1. a space between two bones that allows you to bend your body.

2. term for a handmade ciggarette filled with cannabis
1. Ow, my elbow joint just cracked. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK THAT HURT!

2.Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..... fingers
by Zankou August 23, 2006
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