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Janet

Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
by Zankou February 6, 2007
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OMGWTF

The commonly accepted internet abbreviation for:

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
1337 h4X0r: j00 r pwned,n00b fuX0r!

n00b: OMGWTF
by Zankou March 19, 2007
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E-mail war

An e-mail war occurs when two people are browsing the internet, or lurking in their inboxes.

An e-mail war doesn't have to be an angry exchange, it's simply an exchange of e-mails between two people really really quickly.

Like instant messaging, only with e-mails
I had an e-mail war last night with my girl friend...
We sent like, 50 e-mails back and forth
by Zankou December 15, 2008
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Pictochat

The wireless chat feature included with the Nintendo DS

You type words in with an onscreen keyboard,either using the buttons or the stylus, or write the words in with the stylus.

It has a capacity of 16 people for each individual chat room, and 4 chat rooms, labeled A, B, C, and D.

It has 4 keyboards, one with the Latin Alphabet, one with sybmols, one with the Japanese alphabet, and one with punctuation marks.

The name Pictochat comes from the fact that you can draw pictures.
Me: Wanna pictochat?

Him:Sure, teh DS is teh 1337!

Me: 120
by Zankou December 15, 2008
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joint

1. a space between two bones that allows you to bend your body.

2. term for a handmade ciggarette filled with cannabis
1. Ow, my elbow joint just cracked. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK THAT HURT!

2.Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..... fingers
by Zankou August 23, 2006
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Pictochat

The wireless chat feature included with the Nintendo DS

You type words in with an onscreen keyboard,either using the buttons or the stylus, or write the words in with the stylus.

It has a capacity of 16 people for each individual chat room, and 4 chat rooms, labeled A, B, C, and D.

It has 4 keyboards, one with the Latin Alphabet, one with sybmols, one with the Japanese alphabet, and one with punctuation marks.

The name Pictochat comes from the fact that you can draw pictures.
Me: Wanna pictochat?

Him:Sure, teh DS is teh 1337!

Me: 120
by Zankou December 15, 2008
mugGet the Pictochatmug.

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)
Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....
by Zankou February 6, 2007
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