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Definitions by zankou

Latin Alphabet 

The alphabet used in all Romanic, or Romance languages

It is basically just the English alphabet to all you Americans out there, but to us smart folk, its the Latin Alphabet

Oh, btw, its Zed, not Zee
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Latin Alphabet

I couldn't do the uppercase letters, because the filter said "Example has too many capital letters."

Latin Alphabet by Zankou December 14, 2008

E-mail war 

An e-mail war occurs when two people are browsing the internet, or lurking in their inboxes.

An e-mail war doesn't have to be an angry exchange, it's simply an exchange of e-mails between two people really really quickly.

Like instant messaging, only with e-mails
one time made a change to my profile, and my aunt and had an e-mail war just talking about the change
E-mail war by Zankou December 14, 2008

onomatopeic 

A word described by its sound, usually applied to sounds of a sexual nature, or to an animal's call
Squawk , moo, oink and meow are onomatopeic words. So is sploosh.
onomatopeic by Zankou December 12, 2008

Pictochat 

The wireless chat feature included with the Nintendo DS

You type words in with an onscreen keyboard,either using the buttons or the stylus, or write the words in with the stylus.

It has a capacity of 16 people for each individual chat room, and 4 chat rooms, labeled A, B, C, and D.

It has 4 keyboards, one with the Latin Alphabet, one with sybmols, one with the Japanese alphabet, and one with punctuation marks.

The name Pictochat comes from the fact that you can draw pictures.

Me: Wanna pictochat?

Him:Sure, teh DS is teh 1337!

Me: 120

Pictochat by Zankou July 20, 2008
The commonly accepted internet abbreviation for:

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
1337 h4X0r: j00 r pwned,n00b fuX0r!

n00b: OMGWTF
OMGWTF by Zankou March 19, 2007
Fuckdew

The semenal or vainal excretions of a human, usually found on humans after fucking, or occasionally in socks, condoms, or, other animals, as well as fruit and vegetables.

basically anywhere or anything you fuck gets filled or covered with fuckdew
just before i came, i pulled out and sprayed my lover with my fuckdew
fuckdew by Zankou February 28, 2007

paedophobe 

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)
Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....
paedophobe by Zankou February 6, 2007