Definitions by zacke

Ebola Smile

A smile so infectious that it causes everyone else in close proximity to also smile.

That girl got an Oakland booty and an Ebola smile.

Ebola Smile by ZackE November 13, 2014

Metabortion

When a discussion becomes so abstract and self-referential that you stop having it because you've confused yourself too much to continue.

Even I couldn't even tell any more whether I was being sarcastic or serious, so the conversation sort of ended in a metabortion.

Metabortion by ZackE October 2, 2013

vaguetheist

A person who doesn’t regularly attend church or know much about his or her culture’s primary religion, but still maintains the default position of belief in the religion’s principle deity in a way that doesn’t have any practical effects on their daily behavior.

Josh thought Jesus was pretty dope, but he wasn’t a fan of missing Sunday-afternoon football for church. He was a deeply committed vaguetheist and had a tacit agreement of mutual acknowledgement with the Lord.

vaguetheist by ZackE September 20, 2013

babyorphan

Of or pertaining to one of a coward status.

You pulled a babyorphan when you didn't have sex with your girlfriend.

babyorphan by zacke July 31, 2003