zack mellinger's definitions

abcd

Epic win in every possible way. Everyone loves abcd and he makes all the girls wet.

abcd fangirls: HAVE MY BABIES!!!

by Zack Mellinger February 27, 2009

Frankenstein

Some dead jewish guy named frank with bolts in his head.

Frankenstein: You call these bagels?!

by Zack Mellinger February 27, 2009

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

by zack mellinger December 9, 2008