Urban Dictionary: Definitions by zAk

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

OHNO-Second by Zak May 3, 2003

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A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

UMFRIEND by Zak May 3, 2003

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When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

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The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

Alpha Geek by Zak May 3, 2003

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Please Believe It. Meaning, "You better believe it!" Credits to Wheeler High School's Coach Yuhas and the Cross-Country Team.

"We live our lives 3.1 miles at a time. Nothing else matters. PLEEZBELIEVEIT!"

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The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

Assmosis by Zak May 3, 2003

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Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

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