39 definitions by your mother

cumshot

a complete and uter twat, or a person who is unable to say exactly where/who he came from.

richard u cumshot,
u poor cumshot,

by your mother March 26, 2005

To beat severly, as in a game or otherwise.

To finish something off or wear something out.

Sean amortized the gatorade after paying $1.50 for it.

Brian got amortized in poker last night.

I amortized her ass last night and it was sweet.

by your mother August 30, 2004

A fucking faggot who chokes on his dads phallus every pay-day in order to celebrate that they could afford some spam.

You are such a klman which means your gay! Muahah! pwned

by your mother April 26, 2003

A homosexual French-Canadian that enjoys getting rammed up the ass.

by your mother July 20, 2003