your mom's definitions

Tub Girl

A girl who lays in a tub and sends a cascade of crap flying out of her ass into her mouth.

Tub Girl is the only thing that can make my penis hard.

by Your mom January 21, 2004

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

aneros

Device for stimulating a man's prostate gland

by Your mom June 27, 2003

BVDeviant

a gay man

George Dubya Hitler likes male ass. He's a BVDeviant.

by Your Mom September 6, 2003

Tizzost

the vernacular for one such word "toast".

1) A statement of acknowledged disagreement with another statement

2) A statement referring to the loss of morality, specifically referring to a sexual encounter.

Deanne was tizzost with every guy and some girls.

by your mom March 3, 2003

texas

The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.

That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!

by your mom February 27, 2005

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005