Definitions by your local dumbass

Braincells 

those things that nobody has

Person 1: I need help with homework, can you help me on this one question?
Person 2: I don't have the braincells for that

Braincells by your local dumbass September 25, 2020

Protogent 

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

Protogent by Your local dumbass October 8, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

Fidget Spinner by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

School by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

Macintosh by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017