Urban Dictionary: Definitions by your girlfriend

Tristan kang

The most cutest and handsome boy ever. He treats his girlfriend perfectly, he’s funny, he’s respectful, the most perfect guy ever.

Tristan kang- the perfect boy
I love you tristan

The post pimp of the century, completely unstoppable.

See also: awesome, the man, sexy, banging your girl, always right, cool, > you

thehyena is a total stud
thehyena out-posts everyone regardless.
The uncontrollable force is known as thehyena

Two mounds on the chests of females that men falsely believe to give pleasure when stroked, sucked, etc.

"Do you like that baby?"
"Uh... try aiming lower."