snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 08, 2008

skeptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be skeptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

bugger it up

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way

Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

pull your finger out

get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)

I need those reports by tomorrow. So, pull your finger out.

by yorrick hunt February 02, 2008

big mouth

used in reference to somebody who likes to spread gossip, or who cannot keep a secret

His ex-girlfriend told everyone that he had a small penis. When he found out, he just said that she had a big mouth.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

choke on it

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune

Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008