Definitions by yorrick hunt

choice 

an alternative action or possibility

I always choose to do what I think is best, therefore I don't really have a choice at all.

choice by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

Shitters Touch by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

bugger it up 

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way

Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.

bugger it up by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

soiled his diaper

1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum

1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.

soiled his diaper by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

you'd like to be 

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

you'd like to be by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

snorter 

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

snorter by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

gut tongue 

the part of a large gut that hangs over the belt like a huge tongue

Have a look at the gut tongue on that fat bastard.

gut tongue by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008