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super swirlie

A swirlie wherein the toilet is flushed multiple times with the victim's head remaining in the bowl from flush to flush. Could be rapid-fire flushes or just a couple long full flushes. High risk of drowning the victim if it goes on too long since a person can only hold their breath for so long. If the toilet has poop in it at the start, it can be called a "super chocolate swirly." The victim's face can be pressed against the bottom of the bowl to prevent the poop from flushing away on the first flush, making for a nastier super swirlie.
Yo bro, I just gave that loser Evan a chocolate super swirlie! I flushed him like 6 times in a row and his face had shit smeared all over it, soI gave him a hanging wedgie on the stall and left him there! You should go find him and flush him some more; give him a good royal swirlie to really show him who's boss.

Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.
by yikestbh June 8, 2016
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swirlie train

When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.
I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.
by yikestbh March 20, 2018
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