yelsom8's definitions

hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

the rosa parker

when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys

Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

fuckwork

homework to a pissed off teenager

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

curtis 50 cent jackson

a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.

Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

tacobag

The female version of a teabag

Girl1: "im gonna tacobag you you asshole!"
Guy1: "go ahead..i mean please nooooo anything but that..."

by yelsom8 March 17, 2008

halothreepes

(hay-low-three-peas)

An STD similar to that of Herpes, only this is contracted on halo when someone else rapes your dead body.

Taylor: WTF! that guy just raped my body
Jason: HA! now your gonna spawn with halothreepes

by yelsom8 March 4, 2008