yelsom8's definitions

fuckwork

homework to a pissed off teenager

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

the rosa parker

when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys

Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

lesbography

a biographical book about one or more lesbians

Taylor: "I was reading a new lesbography last night and it kept talking about melissa ethridge's fight with cancer, it was so beautiful"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

drumstick

An amazingly delicious ice cream cone filled with chocolate and peanuts

Taylor: "Can i have a dollar"
Alex: "Why"
Taylor: "Cause i want one of those amazing delectable drumstick cones"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

the david coperfield

While having sex with your girlfriend from behind you call up a friend and have him come to your house and take over for you without your girlfriend knowing, then you run around to the window outside and wave to your girlfriend.

Taylor: "Dude last night i gave my girl the david coperfield, it was great"
Alex: "STOP LYING YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Taylor: *crys*

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008