Flabbergasterbate

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.
Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.
by yee-yee haircut September 07, 2022
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Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"
by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024
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the deep water horizon

a sex move that requires the female participant to have diarrhea. it involves the penis to be inserted into the female participant`s anus and to be swiftly removed, only for an explosion of hot mud-like feaces to erupt from the anus similar to the events of the film Deepwater Horizon.
bro im gonna try the deep water horizon with my girl ,yo
by yee-yee haircut February 26, 2020
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