Definitions by yee-yee haircut

Schrodinger's crap 

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

Schrodinger's crap by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

Flabbergasterbate 

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

Flabbergasterbate by yee-yee haircut September 7, 2022

the deep water horizon 

a sex move that requires the female participant to have diarrhea. it involves the penis to be inserted into the female participant`s anus and to be swiftly removed, only for an explosion of hot mud-like feaces to erupt from the anus similar to the events of the film Deepwater Horizon.

bro im gonna try the deep water horizon with my girl ,yo

the deep water horizon by yee-yee haircut February 26, 2020