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Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

by Ya Mum July 1, 2003

red rum

murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood

dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!

by ya mum August 11, 2004

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003