kazuicidal

The act of realizing you want to die in the midst of playing a song on your kazoo and then inhaling said kazoo in order to die.

Wow! I'm kazuicidal.

by xxxdrphil December 22, 2019

dental hydroplosion

a deadly disease in which your teeth melt and drip down the back of your throat

Where did her teeth go? Oh she has dental hydroplosion.

by xxxdrphil December 22, 2019

fuckit

The word said when the box of christmas ornaments falls down the stairs and you decide not to decorate the tree this year

fuckit, it's not happening

by xxxdrphil December 22, 2019