xwickedxxpediax's definitions

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Beautiful

The type of person who would read this definition

She read the definition of beautiful, now she's a believer

by xwickedxxpediax August 7, 2022

Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

Conceal and carry

When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .

I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .

by xwickedxxpediax December 25, 2020

Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020

Geezer

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .

Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021

Youde

Similar to a nude , a youde is a lovely picture of someone that captures their sexiness , beauty and cuteness .

Baby that's a lovely youde .

by xwickedxxpediax January 17, 2021