Definitions by xSonic Hedgehog

Sea mine 

When a male or female starts masturbating in the ocean.

Example 1: You guys go and enjoy your surfing. I'm just going to stay here and sea mine.

Example 2: I apologise, but this beach is closed to the public as there are too many sea mines.

Sea mine by xSonic Hedgehog April 7, 2015

Toothy bum

Inserting toothpaste inside your anus so your arse smells minty and fresh.

My arsehole stinks! Have you got any Colgate? I fancy having a toothy bum today.

Toothy bum by xSonic Hedgehog December 27, 2014