per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly

Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

by wtf do I write in here bro July 26, 2024

playwright

What kind of horrific demon decided it was a good fucking idea to name this playwright and not playwrite

I don't fucking wright the play. I write the play.

The unurban dictionary definition of playwright is: a person who writes plays. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WRIGHT ANYWHERE IN THERE???????????????? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker

A very powerful word that's a combination of the words: shithead, idiot, retard, dumbass, bastard, asshole, cunt, and motherfucker

Bill: You are a shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker, Jim.

Jim: You're fired

Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!

Bob: Into the incinerator you go

Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 04, 2024

Yeah. Let's

An agreement with proceeding with something. Usually in response to a sentence involving let's.

The yeah can be exchanged for anything. For example:

Sure. Let's.

Yes. Let's.

or just simply remove the Yeah and just saying Let's.

Jim: Let's make a bomb.

Bob: Yeah. Let's.

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

:D

The happy

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

Bob: :D

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Okay...?

Bob: I am not depressed

Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Are you okay...?

Jim: Bob?

Jim: Hello??

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody???

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody?????

by wtf do I write in here bro July 20, 2024

perscription

you probably pronounce prescription like this too you dumb motherfucker

Jim: I need a perscription

Bob: You mean prescription?

Jim: No I need to figure out how many scripts I have so I need a perscription

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024