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An often misunderstood term in the English language. Being a sadist does not immediately mean you're a demented monster. Being a sadist could include: telling a deez nuts joke, teasing someone in nearly any way, or finding someone cute when they are blushing or flustered.

In short, most people are sadistic in some way.
Jim: God, Janet looks so cute when she's blushing

Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist

Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.

Resturant 

You have misspelt restaurant. You will now be banished to eternal damnation.
Jim: Let's go to the resturant

Jim fucking explodes
The happy

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy
Bob: :D

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Okay...?

Bob: I am not depressed

Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Are you okay...?

Jim: Bob?

Jim: Hello??

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody???

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody?????

shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker 

A very powerful word that's a combination of the words: shithead, idiot, retard, dumbass, bastard, asshole, cunt, and motherfucker
Bill: You are a shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker, Jim.

Jim: You're fired

Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!

Bob: Into the incinerator you go

Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sandwhich 

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.
Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

I didn't ask 

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

Urban Dictionary dislike button

A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.

see Urban Dictionary Names
How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.