words of the decade
Hey guys, welcome back to another video, today we are playing minecraft! This is episode #142 of my minecraft let's play.

Bob: CAN YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, JIM?! I CAN HERE IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
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incompitent

I believe in you. Sound it out

Said your 4th grade teacher
Jim: YOU INCOMPITENT FOOL

Jim: I MEAN YOU INCOMPITINT FOOL

Jim: WAIT NO I MEAN YOU ENCOMPITINT FOOL

Bob: I think I might die
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Resturant

You have misspelt restaurant. You will now be banished to eternal damnation.
Jim: Let's go to the resturant

Jim fucking explodes
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alot

Jim: alot

Bob: a lot

Jim: a lot of deez nuts in your mouth
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:D

The happy

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy

I am not depressed

I am the happy
Bob: :D

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Okay...?

Bob: I am not depressed

Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?

Bob: I am the happy

Jim: Are you okay...?

Jim: Bob?

Jim: Hello??

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody???

Jim: ...

Jim: Anybody?????
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I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
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perscription

you probably pronounce prescription like this too you dumb motherfucker
Jim: I need a perscription

Bob: You mean prescription?

Jim: No I need to figure out how many scripts I have so I need a perscription
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