wtf do I write in here bro's definitions

""

An empty string in programming

the guy who said "" doesn't mean anything is a lil bich

by wtf do I write in here bro December 3, 2024

sadist

An often misunderstood term in the English language. Being a sadist does not immediately mean you're a demented monster. Being a sadist could include: telling a deez nuts joke, teasing someone in nearly any way, or finding someone cute when they are blushing or flustered.

In short, most people are sadistic in some way.

Jim: God, Janet looks so cute when she's blushing

Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist

Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

twelth

You lost the f key while typing

Jim: Where the hell is my eph key??? This is the twelth time I lost it!!

Bob: Do you mean twelfth?

Jim: IT WAS YOU, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

playwright

What kind of horrific demon decided it was a good fucking idea to name this playwright and not playwrite

I don't fucking wright the play. I write the play.

The unurban dictionary definition of playwright is: a person who writes plays. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WRIGHT ANYWHERE IN THERE???????????????? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024

Popularmmos

A past arc that could make a grown man cry

Bob: Hey Jim! Why are you crying?

Jim: I just watched through the popularmmos crafting dead series

Bob: Oh..

Bob sheds a tear

by wtf do I write in here bro August 8, 2024