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sadist
An often misunderstood term in the English language. Being a sadist does not immediately mean you're a demented monster. Being a sadist could include: telling a deez nuts joke, teasing someone in nearly any way, or finding someone cute when they are blushing or flustered.
In short, most people are sadistic in some way.
In short, most people are sadistic in some way.
Jim: God, Janet looks so cute when she's blushing
Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist
Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.
Bob: Bro, you're such a sadist
Jim: What? I don't enjoy stabbing people. I'm not even a bit sadistic.
sadist by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024
The happy
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
I am not depressed
I am the happy
Bob: :D
Bob: I am the happy
Jim: Okay...?
Bob: I am not depressed
Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?
Bob: I am the happy
Jim: Are you okay...?
Jim: Bob?
Jim: Hello??
Jim: ...
Jim: Anybody???
Jim: ...
Jim: Anybody?????
Bob: I am the happy
Jim: Okay...?
Bob: I am not depressed
Jim: Yeah you just.. said that.. what?
Bob: I am the happy
Jim: Are you okay...?
Jim: Bob?
Jim: Hello??
Jim: ...
Jim: Anybody???
Jim: ...
Jim: Anybody?????
:D by wtf do I write in here bro July 19, 2024
shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker
A very powerful word that's a combination of the words: shithead, idiot, retard, dumbass, bastard, asshole, cunt, and motherfucker
Bill: You are a shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker, Jim.
Jim: You're fired
Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!
Bob: Into the incinerator you go
Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jim: You're fired
Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!
Bob: Into the incinerator you go
Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024
Sandwhich
A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.
Bob: I just ate a sandwhich
Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches
Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite
Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches
Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not
Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is
Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-
Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill
Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches
Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite
Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches
Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not
Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is
Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-
Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill
Sandwhich by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024
I didn't ask
A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
I didn't ask by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024
Urban Dictionary dislike button
A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.
see Urban Dictionary Names
see Urban Dictionary Names
How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.
Urban Dictionary dislike button by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024