disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

by wraina January 08, 2012

meow down

When a cat is sitting on one's lap in a matter that results in them having a sort of "lock down". The person is unable to move due to said cat sleeping, keeping them from being able to get up or stretch very far for that one glass of water that is only inches away....

Mom: Hey hon, can you come in here and set the table for dinner?
Daughter: That idea isn't looking too bright considering I'm currently in a meow down.
Mom: Understandable. That cat does have her way with you...

by wraina December 14, 2011

U to P

the "Urge To Purge".
Commonly known among bulimics, when they feel the urge or need to purge, puke up, what they have eaten.

Girl 1: Hey how are you doing?
Girl 2: Ugh not so good, after that meal my u to p is so strong :(
Girl 1: Don'tttttttt!

by wraina December 06, 2011