wolfbait51's definitions

eye corn

An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.

You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

mufftoo

A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.

What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.

by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

celebacne

Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.

Proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free Justin Bieber locker poster!!!!

by wolfbait51 November 21, 2011

Roman Paradox

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.

Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

cruel and unusual punishment

Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".

I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011