witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.
Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
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Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.
I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.
by wolfbait51 January 18, 2011
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tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
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boredom

An emotional condition suffered mostly by American teens with too much spare time and little or no imagination or motivation.Most surprisingly,boredom is reported by those with the most privilege and the most options for utilization of idle time.Boredom is not usually documented in third world countries because boredom is replaced by hunger.
The psychologist said the only thing wrong with my daughter is boredom.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Lady Caca

If it looks like shit and it sounds like shit.....it's Lady Caca
I liked that song by Lady Caca titled "Porker Face".
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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