taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

frying bacon in the nude

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.

I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011

Urban Dictionary Regret

When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.

Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

Everybody Loves Ramen

A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.

I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

a censored, inconvenient truth

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.

My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011