Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.
I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011
That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011