Definitions by wolfbait51

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

anal paralysis by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

cartoon brows 

Cartoon brows is where women pluck all of their eyebrows out and then re-draw them with an eye liner pencil.Found predominantly in older ladies and dykes.

The cool thing about cartoon brows is the multitude of moods and expressions that can achieved

cartoon brows by wolfbait51 April 27, 2011

or get your robot to do it 

A smart-ass reply to a question that means "YES" because there is no alternative.

Do you want ME to to mow the lawn?-- Yes. Or get your robot to do it.

or get your robot to do it by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy 

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Kodak Movement 

When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.

I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.

Kodak Movement by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

Snap-On Tool 

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

Snap-On Tool by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011