wolfbait51's definitions

The Carpenter's Level

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.

Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

piss flag

When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.

I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

dinnerrhea

Foods that tend to make the nose runny such as hot soup,spaghetti,chili beans and most Cajun dishes.

Dinnerrhea can be caused by the steam off the food opening the sinuses or by the spices in the food like chili powder and curry.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Dear Editor

Not the way to begin a definition. The infamous style of "a censored,inconvenient truth" and the beloved and wildly popular "Man" and "Misandry" definitions

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It's not sexist as it's a view which can be held by any gender, doesn't generalise entire groups and citing another's opinion isn't personal approval or promotion. "Rule 2. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

Like a windsock in a gale warning

Witty reply to "How's it hanging"

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011