caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.
These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
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piss flag

When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.
I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
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Classic Lies

Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
I told my girlfriend that swallowing jizz makes your hair shiny. That's one of those classic lies.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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mullicious

Rude,evil or malicious behavior on the part of a mullet head. Mullet malice.
There were three rednecks ejected from the concert for their mullicious behavior.
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
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ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.
by wolfbait51 January 08, 2011
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anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
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frying bacon in the nude

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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