Definitions by wolfbait51

wrong holed 

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"

This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.

wrong holed by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

shit shivers 

That tingly,goose-bumpy feeling you get when a particularly robust turd rounds "cape corn" in your colon and scrapes against your spine.

I was pinchin' a loaf this morning and a massive loggerhead turd gave me a case of the shit shivers

shit shivers by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011

boredom 

An emotional condition suffered mostly by American teens with too much spare time and little or no imagination or motivation.Most surprisingly,boredom is reported by those with the most privilege and the most options for utilization of idle time.Boredom is not usually documented in third world countries because boredom is replaced by hunger.

The psychologist said the only thing wrong with my daughter is boredom.

boredom by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011

Uggs 

Fucked-up looking overpriced boots that make the wearer look like a bluejay wearing shotgun shells. AKA- Don't Fuck Me Boots.

Look at that dumb chick wearing Uggs in August.

Uggs by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011

wrap artist 

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

wrap artist by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

caught my ear 

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.

These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.

caught my ear by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.

I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.

sparkin' ole Sparky by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011