When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.
I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.
by wolfbait51 January 08, 2011
When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011