wise man's definitions

Plerchk

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.

Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Skank

1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.

1) I skanked £10 off me mum
2) That beast is well skanky

by Wise Man November 13, 2006

80085

wAnx0r slang for boobs

wow that rox0rz my box0rz 1337 80085 n00bz sux0rz shmeebz iodhvcijudv6v5rv46r5v465rv46eb54

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003