s.w.a.m.p

s.w.a.m.p (acronym) for combatives

s - stay relaxed (keep loose)
w - weapon (fist, knee, etc..)
a - accelerate (move weapon towards)
m - move (move body) towards target area
p - plunge; follow through when/after making contact

combative 1 - I really would like to be better at defending myself.

combative 2 - think s.w.a.m.p!

combative 1 - keep loose; use knee, elbow, fist; accelerate the weapon; move your body towards target; now plunge/connect and follow through!

combative 2 - great idea, you come up with that?

combative 3 - I DID; you can call me Kelly ; you're welcome!

combativerelaxweaponaccelerateplunge

by winnipegdude March 09, 2013

miss fixer upper

a female who likes to help someone do little duties; female everyone remembers for being so nice

my friend Ali is so nice, she made my day by altering my stylist pen with tape, so it'd stay in it's holder; she's such a miss fixer upper!

fixerfemalehelpnicelikes

by winnipegdude July 13, 2012

diagonal crossers

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait

why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers

by winnipegdude December 31, 2011

CFL - constable for life!

CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer

by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

Bodyjam babe

BODYJAM is an addictive fusion of the latest dance styles and hottest new sounds puts the emphasis as much on having fun as on breaking a sweat

See that Bodyjam class yet; wow, participants look like they're having a lot of fun; "oh yeah; Maria the instructor knows all the moves; makes it look easy"; "isn't easy, she just makes it look easy; she's good at everything"
She is a total Bodyjam Babe
dancefunaddictivefusionstyles

by winnipegdude July 15, 2012

hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement

The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect

by winnipegdude January 25, 2012

WPS Winnipeg Police Service

The Winnipeg Police Service (WPS) is the police force of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Some of Winnipeg, and surrounding areas finest are members of "WPS Winnipeg Police Service"

civilian1: "know any of Winnipeg's finest"
civilian2: "oh yeah, Jacklin, Kevin, Jason, Bryan, even Jack

officerenforcelawdetectivesergeant

by winnipegdude July 15, 2012