william chan's definitions
Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
Get the play basketballmug. The ABC version of chinese(cantonese or mandarin). Consists of badly mispronounced chinese words and english. Used mainly to communicate with fobby relatives, parents and fobby classmates who refuse to speak English.
Those who speak real chinese look down at people who use this form of chinese by making fun of them whenever they can because they are insecure faggots.
Those who speak real chinese look down at people who use this form of chinese by making fun of them whenever they can because they are insecure faggots.
"ngor kum yut chut hui sek fan hai TGI Friday." (Today, I'm going out to eat at TGI Fridays)
"Lay Hoi Yee Sign Application Kan Juu Bay ngor Return hui Human Resources." (You can sign the application and give it to me so I can return it to Human Resources)
"Bong ngor mai Metal Gear Solid ah, mommy!!!"
(Buy me Metal Gear Solid, Mommy!)
"Lay Hoi Yee Sign Application Kan Juu Bay ngor Return hui Human Resources." (You can sign the application and give it to me so I can return it to Human Resources)
"Bong ngor mai Metal Gear Solid ah, mommy!!!"
(Buy me Metal Gear Solid, Mommy!)
by William Chan January 9, 2004
Get the chingrishmug. by William Chan October 22, 2003
Get the Hummermug. another way of saying fuck without being bleeped out on message boards.
Form of "fuck" used for emphasis when used as an adjective. The "O" apparently gets people's attention when they see it.
Form of "fuck" used for emphasis when used as an adjective. The "O" apparently gets people's attention when they see it.
by William Chan January 8, 2004
Get the fockmug. term commonly used to describe working at a large corporation and the daily monotony associated with being there and doing the same tedious, strenuous work.
Similar to what a hamster goes through when running on a wheel. It goes round and round and no matter how much energy it expends, it goes nowhere.
Similar to what a hamster goes through when running on a wheel. It goes round and round and no matter how much energy it expends, it goes nowhere.
"yep, 10 min break is over, time to get back on the wheel."
"YO GET BACK ON THE WHEEL BEFORE I GET THE FAT LADY FROM THE SERVER ROOM TO WHIP YOU INTO A FRENZY!!!"
"oh my god, another day on the wheel..."
"YO GET BACK ON THE WHEEL BEFORE I GET THE FAT LADY FROM THE SERVER ROOM TO WHIP YOU INTO A FRENZY!!!"
"oh my god, another day on the wheel..."
by William Chan January 8, 2004
Get the wheelmug. A skill-less player who plays Madden Online and knows only 5 plays max, all of which are near unstoppable unless you manually control the defensive player and pick his shit off and run it back.
Will quit when you figure out how to stop him and claim you are a cheap player
Will quit when you figure out how to stop him and claim you are a cheap player
"vickisgod3 is such a gimmick play faggot, the motherfucker only runs the same 2 fucking plays and then he's pulling the plug when you figure him out."
by William Chan January 8, 2004
Get the gimmick play faggotmug. Turning your PS2 off or pulling the ethernet cord out when you getting destroyed in Madden Online against me.
Also known as a puller
Also known as a puller
by William Chan January 8, 2004
Get the pulling the plugmug.