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1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
No longer in production
by Will April 14, 2006
Get the Billy’s Bolmph-‘Ginmug. a word said by teachers that makes little boys, usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, break into hysterical fits of laughter, because it ryhmes with erection. what also makes them crack up is, penis, balls, sperm and others sexual things.
by Will January 8, 2005
Get the erectedmug. A awsome haircut worn by the Englands national team captain, David Becham, short hair on either sides of your head then longer in the middle that does not have to be spiked up or anything. It's sweet.
Bechams fohawk is awsome!
by Will August 4, 2003
Get the fohawkmug. 
by Will April 24, 2005
Get the Pennmug. 
Get the shottyhogmug. by Will July 25, 2004
Get the brown breadmug.