wilbert's definitions

grog

fucktard asshole moron obsessive grogette

Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.

by Wilbert October 11, 2004

tush push

the act of porking someone in the ass ever so gently.

Last night, Gentle Ben gave me quite a pleasurable tush push.

by wilbert November 5, 2003

Cheater

A majestic unicorn that cheats on their BFF in the med room when she’s at home sleeping and cuddling a raccoon that smells like him because she didn’t know he was a cheater

Unicorn 1: how was your shift last night ?

Unicorn 2 the cheater:people eating is not the only reason the med room is sticky

by Wilbert February 2, 2020

Grog

Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.

fucktardmoronasshole

Grog is a fucktard for being such a stupid boyfriend.

by Wilbert October 4, 2004