Cheater

A majestic unicorn that cheats on their BFF in the med room when she’s at home sleeping and cuddling a raccoon that smells like him because she didn’t know he was a cheater

Unicorn 1: how was your shift last night ?

Unicorn 2 the cheater:people eating is not the only reason the med room is sticky

by Wilbert February 2, 2020

Grog

Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.

fucktardmoronasshole

Grog is a fucktard for being such a stupid boyfriend.

by Wilbert October 4, 2004

tush push

the act of porking someone in the ass ever so gently.

Last night, Gentle Ben gave me quite a pleasurable tush push.

by wilbert November 5, 2003

grog

fucktard asshole moron obsessive grogette

Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.

by Wilbert October 11, 2004