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Definitions by Wilbert

A majestic unicorn that cheats on their BFF in the med room when she’s at home sleeping and cuddling a raccoon that smells like him because she didn’t know he was a cheater
Unicorn 1: how was your shift last night ?

Unicorn 2 the cheater:people eating is not the only reason the med room is sticky
Cheater by Wilbert February 2, 2020
fucktard asshole moron obsessive grogette
Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.
grog by Wilbert October 11, 2004
Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.

fucktardmoronasshole
Grog is a fucktard for being such a stupid boyfriend.
Grog by Wilbert October 4, 2004

tush push 

the act of porking someone in the ass ever so gently.
Last night, Gentle Ben gave me quite a pleasurable tush push.
tush push by wilbert November 5, 2003