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arendelle air

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.
by why are russian girls so cute September 17, 2025
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if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
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yogurt

how retards and inbreds spell yoghurt
it’s spelt yoghurt not yogurt you stupid inbred assholes
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Made by Boeing

A joke said in response to when any time something expensive or new breaks, echoing the fact that Boeings planes are made poorly due to them putting money above quality control and safety etc.
My new computer power supply just blew up and fried my expensive build including my brand new RTX 5090. It mustve been made by Boeing…
by why are russian girls so cute November 20, 2025
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cod mobile ranked

A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.
cod mobile ranked has as many sweats as instagram has AI junk and New York has rats.
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dji neo 2

dji spark: who tf r u
dji neo 2: im you, but better
by why are russian girls so cute November 13, 2025
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The life of a showgirl

Taylor swifts latest album, released last Friday at the time of writing this
The life of a showgirl to swifties is the equivalent of a new iPhone or iPad to Apple lovers
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