Definitions by who gave my son an onion

simp 

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

simp by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

goldfishsexual

a WOMAN who wants to shove goldfish up vagna and do sock with them also they can start peeing glue when they see or eat them
(btw the food not animal)

girl: omg this date is bomb

boy: very
girl: omg goldfish *blush*
boy: oh no
girl: *pee glue*
boy:omg i can’t believe your goldfishsexual

goldfishsexual by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

who gave my son an onion 

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

who gave my son an onion by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

i gave her son an onion 

lmao you know the “who gave my son an onion” girl? i gave her son an onion

lmao i gave her son an onion

i gave her son an onion by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

why do i have an onion 

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

why do i have an onion by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

i made the onion 

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion

lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions

i made the onion by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

lmao i built that onion farm 

i built that onion farm and nobody will credit me

lmao i built that onion farm for the guy who gave the other guy who gave some chicks son an onion so if you need an onion farm built hmu

lmao i built that onion farm by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019