who gave my son an onion's definitions

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

the end onion

onion story over the end onion

hope you enjoyed the onion story but the end onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

goldfishsexual

a WOMAN who wants to shove goldfish up vagna and do sock with them also they can start peeing glue when they see or eat them
(btw the food not animal)

girl: omg this date is bomb

boy: very
girl: omg goldfish *blush*
boy: oh no
girl: *pee glue*
boy:omg i can’t believe your goldfishsexual

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

i gave her son an onion

lmao you know the “who gave my son an onion” girl? i gave her son an onion

lmao i gave her son an onion

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019