goldfishsexual

a WOMAN who wants to shove goldfish up vagna and do sock with them also they can start peeing glue when they see or eat them
(btw the food not animal)

girl: omg this date is bomb

boy: very
girl: omg goldfish *blush*
boy: oh no
girl: *pee glue*
boy:omg i can’t believe your goldfishsexual

by who gave my son an onion November 02, 2019

Flag

Get the goldfishsexual mug.

i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion

lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions

by who gave my son an onion November 02, 2019

Flag

Get the i made the onion mug.

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Flag

Get the simp mug.