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kylie miller 

stay away from kylie miller unless your that dumb.
kylie miller by whitty December 16, 2018

kyile miller 

kyile miller by whitty December 16, 2018

lose a wicket 

To have to urinate during a drinking session.

Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.

You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.
1. "Damn it guys, just lost another wicket"

2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"

3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"
lose a wicket by whitty January 27, 2005
When you shove an object in someones ass while they are asleep.
I am going 2 phwomp you
phwomp by Whitty May 22, 2004

phallacy 

a lie regarding one's penis size
Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...
phallacy by Whitty May 26, 2003