"Drunkest Kid at the Party" This prestigious title is only offered to the most courageous of drinkers. A few things are a given if chosen as the DKATP of the night:
1. you probably pissed yourself/pissed somewhere you otherwise would have never considered pissing
2. you threw up...you almost have to throw up
3. you attempted to have intercourse and your unit simply would not respond
4. you started a fight for the sole purpose of getting into a fight
5. you woke up the next day with 3-10 text messages from people asking if you are OK or alive
1. you probably pissed yourself/pissed somewhere you otherwise would have never considered pissing
2. you threw up...you almost have to throw up
3. you attempted to have intercourse and your unit simply would not respond
4. you started a fight for the sole purpose of getting into a fight
5. you woke up the next day with 3-10 text messages from people asking if you are OK or alive
by whatitiswhatitdo8821 December 12, 2010