Definitions by what do i care 125

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss 

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

butts, farts, and ... sphincters 

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

butts, farts, and ... sphincters by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

shite for brains 

The Irish way of saying shit for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!

shite for brains by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022

Captain Numbnuts 

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

Captain Numbnuts by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

no shit dickhead 

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase

Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it

no shit dickhead by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

like hell you say 

this is when you strongly disagree with someone

Oh, come on man why did you fart? Like hell you say

like hell you say by what do i care 125 May 22, 2021

the hell you are 

this is when you are strongly against what somebody says

I'm going out to a party tonight, I'll be back tomorrow morning. The hell you are

the hell you are by what do i care 125 May 22, 2021