weave's definitions

PIER SIX BRAWL (PIER-SIXER)

similar to a slobberknocker or donnybrook; a round of fisticuffs, or series of power wrestling moves, that transpires between two or more people during a heated scuffle that will definitely "leave a mark."

The scene on the football field was sheer pandemonium (bedlam, if you will) when the quarterback and linebacker got into a pier-sixer that inevitably drew the attention of, and engaged, all participants.

by weave October 28, 2003

Nut Up or Shut Up

Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.

Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!

by weave March 24, 2003

axle grease

brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.

After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.

by weave March 21, 2003

CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

by weave September 22, 2003

SMUGGLIN' RAISINS

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!

Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!

by weave December 5, 2003

GENICON

a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.

She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.

by weave September 17, 2003

JUNGLE RUMP

that jacked-up, popped-out ass possessed by most black chicks.

After gawking at all the jungle rumps in the ghetto that day, I came down with jungle fever accompanied by a jungle-rump-induced blue-veiner.

by weave August 31, 2003