weave's definitions

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.

Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!

by weave November 22, 2003

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

kayfabe

to lie or bullshit to; withhold information from; to purposely mislead or deceive; to make somebody believe something not true.

I kayfabed (to) that chick when I told her I had beaucoups of money; I'm actually a welfare recipient.

by weave July 10, 2006

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to quit, esp. from fear; to chicken out or back down as from intimidation;
scared or frightened to act; back down from a confrontational situation because you are too afraid to act.

After being challenged, he punked out.
You just got punked out! (=You walked away or retreated after being challenged, or verbally abused or disrespected.

by weave March 16, 2003

NUGGET POUCH

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.

My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.

by weave August 31, 2003

ALAMODALITY

being in vogue, fashionable nature.

The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.

by weave September 22, 2003