wardswords 's definitions

On it for days

This term applies to someone who is drug-binged-drunk for daze on end...

“I dunno how he keeps going... he’s been on it for days.”

by Wardswords March 6, 2018

Sleazemeister

A king of sleaze.

Whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Funmaster

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!

The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…

by Wardswords November 25, 2021

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Sleazeballer

Somebody who makes money from sleaze, usually in the kinky sex industry.

"Yeah, she's real hot but she's a sleazeballer, so you won't get anything for nothing there ."

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Boiler

A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.

There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.

by wardswords November 26, 2016