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by Wardswords March 6, 2018
Get the On it for days mug.by wardswords November 29, 2016
Get the Sleazemeister mug.You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
by Wardswords November 25, 2021
Get the Funmaster mug.The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Get the Table Thief mug.An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.
by wardswords November 28, 2016
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Get the Sleazeballer mug.A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.
by wardswords November 26, 2016
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