Definitions by wardswords

Pub Psychologist 

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

Pub Psychologist by wardswords November 28, 2016

Pub Pest 

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

Pub Pest by wardswords November 28, 2016

Sleazebagger 

An Aussie term describing a person who bags or criticises someone in a particularly offensive and sleazy way.

Sleazebagger: "What ya gotta lose coming home with me? Ya good looks? Certainly not ya virginity."

Sleazebagger by wardswords November 28, 2016

Sleazeballer 

Somebody who makes money from sleaze, usually in the kinky sex industry.

"Yeah, she's real hot but she's a sleazeballer, so you won't get anything for nothing there ."

Sleazeballer by wardswords November 28, 2016

Boiler

A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.

There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.

Boiler by wardswords November 26, 2016

Had Me By The Balls 

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

Had Me By The Balls by wardswords November 26, 2016

Crook As Rookwood 

Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.

"Mate, seriously, she was as crook as Rookwood."

Crook As Rookwood by wardswords November 25, 2016